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zackisontumblr
zackisontumblr
If anybody asks if they know you from somewhere, look them in the eyes and say, “Do you watch porn?”
(via bitchassniggass)
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pityreblogs
pityreblogs
when i’m old i’m going to say “or as they said in my day “yolo swag””
(via thesociallyawkwardkid)
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janetdevlinoffic
janetdevlinoffic
: grace-brisbane: sushiandpie: phantoms4evr: janetdevlinoffic: Always...
Always remember that you are not worthless, organs are extremely expensive on the black market
My roommate and I just looked this up and your bone marrow alone is worth $23 million. 23 million dollars. So…
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pyrexvisean
pyrexvisean
aint no condoms in my wallet girl those are ramen noodle flavor packets
Omg
